Y'know those times when you catch yourself thinking creeper fan things like I would like to see Isla and Sacha's daughters, I bet they're gorgeous and come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen them and you realize how entitled and ridiculous you sound?

You shut up about Dodai leaving. You shut up right now.

Goddammit, I hate Vice SO MUCH but at this rate I'm going to have nothing else to read.

Fuck! You're totally, totally great, Callie. As a Jezebel Old, I was like, "Who the heck is this Callie person!?!?" Then I found myself charmed by your dirtbags and impressed with your writing. You'll be missed 'round these parts!

WHAT?! CALLIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?!!?! I hate this. I fear change.

Amal's wedding dress by Oscar de la Renta is much more lovely than my wedding dress by J. C. de la Penney.

No, that was Sarah Michelle Gellar.

little coke spoon?

FUCKING THANK YOU.

NO PERFECT STRANGERS KNOW BEST! AND WE KNOW BEST BECAUSE WE HATE KIM BECAUSE [insertwhatever] AND SO WE KNOW SHE'S A BAD MOM*, ONE OF THE WORST THINGS A WOMAN CAN BE! THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD BE WORSE WOULD BE IF SHE LEFT THE CHILD AT HOME WITH A SITTER BECAUSE THEN SHE'S NOT SPENDING ENOUGH TIME WITH THE BABY! SHE…

North does not cry and fuss. She stares with disdain.

I really can't fault them for this one, it's not like they're the only ones who bring babies to fashion shows

People began getting suspicious when the Yelp reviews went from 1 star to a sparkling emerald dragon.

Does NYC suddenly have a Little Lithuania that she's cosplaying at?

Yes! Also, thank you for helping me decide to get Ewan's haircut.

Down with Love really is underrated! I thought it was so charming!!!