I definitely started excessively researching Octavia Spencer’s possible involvement with Love Actually for 3 minutes...and then I kept scrolling.

Only way I would watch this is if Zac Efron has a full frontal nude scene.

Also Rock has the biggest boobs in a movie

this looks stupid fun

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

The cognitive dissonance is astounding. Just tremendous, I tell ya.

Bingo!

Honest question: people here lambasted Trump supporters who said they would not accept the results if Clinton won, that she’s never be their president, etc. How is it okay to say that about Trump? I have not heard any allegations about rigging, fraud, or other hijinks going on to push a Trump victory. I mean, as much…

And her name is Mrs. Potts.

Nope, I think it’s an author thing. That’s a teapot in America, too.

Maybe a couple of British people call them jumpers, but other than that? Nah.

i do...

I suspect that Crowe had absolutely no idea who Banks was. If you’re not a voracious reader of gossip blogs or music blogs, you’re not going to. He presumably had no idea about Banks’ history of very public meltdowns.

A lot of people probably would be fine with it.

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell people. Females is the word black people started using because “bitch” was deemed offensive. It’s only after it went mainstream and white boys started using it that everyone started getting cut up over this term.

She tried to stab someone, yet you’re harping on his usage of the word “females”?!

Yeah I don’t understand this either and was very confused. If what’s being taken as patronizing is the fact that he’s mentioning the fact he has daughters and a wife to protect is patronizing then that’s just ridiculous because that’s his family and the people who he works with. I wouldn’t have a problem with a woman…

Spitting on someone is rude as hell, but it’s not quite as rude as threatening to cut someone’s throat with a broken champagne glass and then grabbing a champagne glass.

Because the woman in question was in the process of trying to kill somebody with a bottle when she was spit on.

How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.