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I know he's not. It's a joke. Jeeez. Also, French is one of our two official languages so.

I was actually thinking the other day if that baby shouldn't be here by now because it seemed like ages ago it was announced she only had two months to go.

A girl is perfect, hope she gets the feminist Ryan Gosling book for her 7th birthday!

Félicitations! Magnifique!

'We haven't had strawberries-and-cream sex in a while.'

I feel bad saying this, but Demi Moore & Bruce Willis do not have good looking children.

I should be thrilled and happy for Ryan Gosling & his new baby but instead I am so sad that he's still with Eva Mendez AKA I am a TERRIBLE person.

This is more eloquent than my reaction, which was this:

More power to them but

nope, just british.

People view it as a privacy invasion. I guess they're worried someone is going to hack Apple and everyone's wallpaper will be changed to a close-up of a badly wiped-anus or something.

My Martha fantasy: All six of us live in her home. Just me, M-Stew, Dorothy, Blanche, Sofia and Rose. I laze on a lavender-scented chaise debating herring with Rose as Martha frosts us a breakfast coffee cake. Then we go to the beach for a lunchtime Maine lobster bake with plenty of pesto pasta salad (with pine nuts),…

I think some of it was the reminder that our devices are slightly less "ours" than we want them to be.

Holy cow, people got so upset about a free album. This is the most I've ever seen people get twisted up over FREE STUFF.

There are fresh hugs out there, I promise.

you funness level is like, in the dumpster, bro.

DIVA!