I couldn't decide which of those two photos to use! But then I guess we both should have gone with Mr. Bachman for the win...

Um, Corndog???

What kind of dicks are you encountering? Lobster tail?! CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY?!

If you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it, if you like it then you shoulda passed the bill on it. Don't be mad that they ain't made a law of it, if you liked it then you shoulda passed the bill on it OH OH OH

Patrick Stewart should be officially named "Goodwill Ambassador of All That is Awesome."

OMFG tears running down my FACE at that Patrick Stewart story. All the tears. ALL OF THEM! And that picture...omfg....bawling.

OK. So this was the nagging voice in the back of my head when I first read about this. I don't like the idea of society collectively saying "you were a victim, therefor you can no longer be part of these certain things that we associate with what happened to you because they make us feel uncomfortable." If she is not…

Perfect Mads you say?

Damn, and I thought I was picky for wanting a non-smoker with a job who isn't allergic to my cat.

Bonus points for including his mom's in the count.

I'm pretty sure this enterprising young woman just revolutionized methods of obtaining data for an undergrad thesis.

Hi you rule. Nail on the head with the "some guy whose name we don't know" comment. Literally if this was a non-celebrity man people would be all about it. Typical Jezebel.

Saw this and now the only thing I can think is "JE SUIS UN ANANAS!"

at least miley makes her art herself.

To her credit, you could tell me this all was Jeff Koons and I'd believe you.

I swear this dude puts out the same exact collection, albeit with different colors and prints, every single season.

WHAAAAA???

hating direct conflict is different than being passive aggressive. i am aggressively passive aggressive.

As a father who's daughter suffers with eating disorders....I can empathize with her father. It's horrible to watch your child hurt themselves and know there is nothing you can do short of find help for her. And that they need to want help. I can't count the tears I've shed or the walls I've punched. Feeling…