If you did, we're all in there with you.

Did I take a time machine to 1995?

Fuck it, I hate it, but I found it charming. It may be that Marisa Tomei, who improves life as we know it by merely existing, is causing this, but I might end up enjoying this movie. What made me hate myself for liking it is the trope of the intellectual boor, who is lovable despite his boorishness. Imagine a real…

MORE PUNS!!! tiarable was excellent.

These fuckers need to calm their Burmese pythons.

Sorry, Liam. That is not beard flaunting. This is beard flaunting:

Stop being so attractive when I'm trying to not care about the Hunger Games!

Maybe he was sick of getting treated like less than human. It's not such a strange thing to imagine, is it?

I embarrassingly went to high school with this fool who, as it seems, is still an asshole. Even in 11th grade he was a sleaze ball who thought he was some über-connected Hollywood hot shot. Puhleeeze.

Apologies that go like this ("I would never disrespect anyone's child") are the strangest thing ever. You did disrespect a child, idiot. You really did it in actual life reality.

Miley bothers me for a lot of reasons, but not understanding the uproar about this...? She volunteered at the homeless shelter, My Friend's Place, and wanted to bring attention to the large amount of homeless youth in LA.

I doubt it. A PR person would have done a background check first to flag anything exactly like this. According to the story, Miley saw him and picked him.

How can I criticize when she looks this happy?

wait if you're spending enough money at Taco Bell to be receiving $20 bills as CHANGE you're doing it wrong

They've been forcing them to hand out fake Mexican food, this is just the logical next step.

I don't know, but definitely in that sidewalk scene. I can imagine wearing tap shoes all the time would be really annoying to all around you if you weren't at a dance recital.

Mara Wilson: TRUE. STORY. That bit in Love, Actually is not an exaggeration, by any means.

While I would love it if SeaWorld shut down right this instant, I think of what happened to Keiko and worry that letting the whales free now would actually kill them. Is there a way to integrate the orca back into the wild? Or some kind of compromise where they can live semi-wild in a cove or something?

actually i think i would like it better if she was named harleen quinzel smith.

You mean like these that I plan to order next pay day?