Just you wait until the Weird Sisters hit America's Got Talent. They're going to blow Howard Stern away.

Dora and Friends: Into the City (11-11:30 a.m., NICK) - After the tragic murder of Boots by Swiper the Fox, Dora attempts to escape her past and moves to the city for a new life. Will the nightmares ever stop?

Stteeeeeppppheeennnn!!!! WOULD be drinking modelo in a wrinkled suit

Doesn't he have a Prime Minister or a Queen he could nominate instead?

I have a lot of feelings about this whole War Machine thing but I will just summarize by saying that I hope from here on out the world is very unkind to him.

He probably does deserve on Oscar for the amazing self-restraint he shows in the trailer scenes — folks, he does *not* explode in laughter while looking at his co-star, who is clearly trying to achieve the Quivering Lip by doing kegels.

That gif is amazing.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

(puts hand on abdomen, laughs at international speculation regarding uterus)

The astounding realization that the FPD trying to kick out the media has resulted in this massive barrage of photos, videos, tweets, posts, stories, etc. is so amazing to me. What are you thinking, FPD? The only thing I could think is that these are a bunch of old, clueless people who don't really understand the…

You know there's been a lot of criticism of Kinja media lately and in turn, the role of blogger like platforms like this site. But here is where it holds its own and earns my respect. I am in Australia and following this with appalled, well . . . horror and incredulousness.

The best place I am getting my news from at…

99% of my Twitter feed is talking about this. It's incredible what's happening. I am beyond words. The pictures are especially telling. The tear gas smoke, the guns trained on protesters. I wish I could post one, it's of two protesters with their backs turned that have red sniper rifle dots on their backs. (Edit -…

Is the brunette a "thin model" or a "photoshopped model". Makes a big difference in the perception. I took it as photoshopped since that's where she was introduced.

I think what it is is that by making a statement like that, I no longer feel like a person, I feel like "sexual object #26825 at supermarket store #3736" and it makes me feel like, "how long has he been watching me? has he followed me before?"

When she makes this faux wistful face, I just want to punch her.

First of all, that's not an unpopular opinion. At the time of posting, there is already another comment saying the same.

His whole argument basically boils down to "there's no gay sex because I didn't want to put any in".

Unpopular opinion alert:

Mark has found a backdoor path to our hearts.

They grow up so fast...