Train horns on cars must save as many lives as loud pipes on motorcycles.

Went to a Honda dealership a few years back to check out the then-new HR-V. I pulled up in my S2000 (pictured, next to my DD ‘89 CRX Si).

I purchased my first car, a GMC S15 Jimmy, brand new in 1986. My cousin came up to me and tried to embarrass me, saying I didn’t need to be driving it.

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

As long as someone isn’t trying to pull into the spot on the other side it is totally fine.

I forgot these games were a thing, and now I have the sudden urge to play them again.  How I miss mascot platformers.

Jersey Jack pinball machines are light years more advanced than Stern. See Willy Wonka pinball.

Your Morgan was made with wood too. Truly the ultimate Jalop.

i actually know a decent amount about early renaissance art lmao what the hell is this neg

Are you the one who leaves the big-ass scuff marks on all the drive-thru walls? 

“Dear Salty, why does human nature exist and why doesn’t it consistently cater to my insecurities?”

For The Love of God, Who Gives a Shit.

It used to piss my roommate off so much when we’d go out to dinner they consistently gave the check to me (Tall large and bearded)and not him(5'7 thin and handsome).

So even in an enlightened scenario factors of the Patriarchy remain. 

My partner and I (both cis-males) always giggle when the server hands the check directly to one of us. We assume it means they’ve decided who “the top” is in our relationship.

“roommate”

I think it’s more of an issue that it’s more work to ring up two separate bills than one and the server is hoping to get away with only having to give your table a single bill.

Agreed. I guess this is the outrage culture we live in now. I’m not implying our letter writer was full-on outraged over this (thankfully) but I feel as though this complaint is like a trial balloon to that effect; should I be outraged? Was I mistreated? Is this an issue the rest of social media cares enough about to…