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I saw a bra strap once. Woke up six days later in a ditch outside of Reno, covered in blood and cocaine. Never saw my car again.

Ohh. I think sea lions may have solved the men taking up too much space on the subway problem.

I was mentioned by name in a suicide note by a boy I'd turned down. While I feel badly for his death, I do not, cannot and WILL NOT take blame for his actions because I refused to date him. I am so sick of this idea that men are owed a date/kiss/blowjob/anything just because they want it. Nobody owes anybody

I have been waiting for quite a while to bust this one out but:

But, Erin! Not ALL douchebags try to raise money for charities.

Sadly, yes. But watching the meltdowns would be fun.

Cinnamon Teddy Grahams FTW!

Here's the problem with the mockney accent - so often it comes across as taking the piss. Nothing is more obnoxious than well-off (or even solidly middle class) people putting on an accent, trying to make themselves sound more "authentic, as it were.

Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist . . . Oh damn I should probably have a gif here. You all know the one I mean. Just imagine it . . .

Can this site stop being so shitty, Shame on you for using Beyoncé as headline for this accomplish woman. You know that she was a thing way before Beyoncé using her work right?