I'm sorry, but this is stupid.

I learned that people were charmed by founder. This was unacceptable, so I decided to unnerve them to offset it.

ok, this triggered a lot of anxiety for me

This.
All of it.

Lost it at this horse xD

i used to work at a local electronics distributor (in the U.S.) that operated on eBay and Amazon. sometimes orders would get mixed (oh lazy high schoolers...) and i would carefully have to PR dance to get people to exchange it for the correct items (at our expense, though). i was, very clearly, instructed never to…

and i still get weird looks for wishing people a happy solstice

rats...i actually expected more "woman drinking =/= volunteering to be your dick receptacle for the night" than "women, dont accidentally volunteer to be some guy's dick receptacle by doing things"

What in the actual fuck did I just watch?

lol that's right.

I think it's interesting how, after they are given the sort of summary, a few of them instantly connect it to reality or the near future :(
This one was pretty fun though
Also: the old war vet ready to kill anyone and everyone O_O

I'm 26!

You are not alone. Nutella is pretty gross...
I will shield you from the pitchforks while you flee!

You know why you click. ;)