The last time I paid $30 for an ironic feminist joke, it was two tickets plus popcorn to see New Moon.

As a lifelong (well since childhood) person with ED, it's the best portrayal I've ever see . I'm honestly baffled that it's so accurate.

The "Hot Pie" joke was right there, along with the best GRRM quote that "Hot Pie looked like a hot pie."

#awwpiggly
#sissyspacek
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Was it bad because medieval recipes played fast and loose with measurements and temperature? (Similarly appalling experience making a Roman feast for Latin class. Teacher gave me an F —, which he later curved to a C.)

It looks positively charnal.

I want him to wear Hefty bags in the desert for a week to make that authentic "fremen water."

I watched him use a lancet to bleed himself into a cake batter because it was said of the character that they put their "sweat and blood" in it.
A bit…much.

Oh damn.

I guess it's the Hydrox/Oreo conundrum: she was supposed to be the female AU of Charles, but I guess she was more compelling, even down to a better mystery.

"What this photo pre-SUPPOSES is…maybe she didn't?" (Smirk)

"Friendly reminder that 5% of men were also killed as witches." - Some guy

Haityans.

She snapped at Uma Thurman for using her feminine wiles to get what she wanted which gave "girls a bad name." Which say what you will, but Uma was the best part of that movie.

Wonder Woman is a total Georgiana Darcy.

Remember her giving Poison Ivy a more succinct version of this dressing down in Batman and Robin?

As someone who's watched a lot of bad amateur theater, I've always been fascinated at the thin but strong line between "I'm watching this to benefit the performer" and "This performer is doing me a service by performing for me."
What I mean is, even at his best, I've always felt like I was humoring Brad Pitt by…

Michael Fassbender is in plenty of stuff.

Just a bottle season of him and Froggy.

I feel like booing anywhere but a wrestling match is a little uncouth.