Somewhat related (super fan output) is Grimes' "Geidi Primes" album which really does fit the book.

And Brad Dourif being uncomfortably alluring and pretty much in his own movie.

…Madison is wrestling with the fact that not everything can be settled by committee.
MEANWHILE…

THE RIGHTEOUS?!
(No pun I just love that part.)

"Tell me about your planet."
(Unbroken eye contact with beautiful girl)
"…It's wet."

Lieutenant Daaaaan, spice cream.

Jenn-nay Gesserit?

"It's so dense, every frame has so much sand going on."
Also Jessica Chastain as Lady Jessica or get out.

They'll say "Oh Bozo, yeah I used to have a scene with him."

Crispin Glover: "Is it wrong what I'm seeing?"

"Like drag queens?"
"No and how dare you, drag queens bring joy and happiness to others."

Sounds like a British clown.

I read somewhere that babies and children fear clowns because the makeup exaggerates the ingrained knowledge they have of what a person in pain or fear looks like.
That and clowns are also usually loud and jump out at you.

Does said woman also read Word Up magazine?

A similar one for Black Mirror would have them written as a question.
"What if TWITTER was BAD and also DOMHNALL GLEESON is a METAPHOR for BREXIT guest starring someone from DR. WHO playing a PHONE?"

After a good rousing listen to Beethoven Van, the droogs and I took an amble to the Chipsy Kreme for milk and victuals.

Ilanna Glazer? Samirah Wiley?

I whole heartedly agree while also really wanting a female Reservoir Dogs remake (with Mary Louise Parker as Mr. White and Kristen Stewart as Mr. Orange if I can be picky).

(Hits eyepatch with fork.)

Enjoy your remake of Plains, Trains, and Automobiles with Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy.