Why is the cork on the fork?

NOT mother?

I would have thought a devastatingly elegant older actress like Helen Mirren or Nicole Kidman would be the Michael Caine character but I guess…not.
I do not want to see Rebel's take on Ruprecht.

If your mother sees you've cut holes in her designer sheets, she's going to freak out.

Filet is the mind killer.

Adam Sandler is in love with a girl but she's a golden retriever…or something.

My ex called them "jyfes."

I watched Neighbors 2 last night and Rogen was the weakest part about the whole thing, even more so than the Minions girls.

Les Insufferables, his cover of musical hits.

Your skin like non gender specific skin.

Ah, la Binoche.

Haha, I'm flush with panic and recognition watching that, gonna go take a walk while I still can without a male chaperone.

Also Keira is a teen bride coveted by her husband's rude stalker 30 something friend. That wedding video scene makes my skin crawl.

That's why Emma Thompson isn't in it.

People who used to be on Dr. Who.

"So Billy the boy who looks like you went through terrible irredeemable grief. Good night!"
Love to hear a kid's reaction to Jack Frost.

(Gypsy's JOIKE sweater gets taken out of storage.)

I always thought Ellen Greene is the only person who could play live action Gypsy.

It's just that having such a clear multi pixel picture of what we're used seeing on blurry VHS looks weird. I also don't have to fast forward through old Prego commercials either.

Read this in Torgo's shaky voice.