And a fantastic singer in Paradise…though perhaps a bit of a dorky dancer.

God that might be a perfect movie.

I wasn't getting "To Bill Brasky!" vibes.

The one with the dead eyed cats being comfortable not being voters might be the earliest shitpost I've ever seen.

How quickly we forget to not mess with the Zohan.

That picture has a weird Body Worlds vibe.

Is this a cover of Tom Waits' "The Piano's Been Drinking (Not Me)" nobody wanted?

(Hoarse whisper) Hey buddy, I like Dune.

Now I want a special edition of Dune where he does all of the whispering internal dialogue in that high pitch.

Just the lining of your intestinal tract.

Well look at Kyle and his golden rectum of the gods.

You could see Neil Stephenson writing this into Snowcrash but getting written out on a behest of an editor's note saying "Huh? What purpose would this serve?" before putting a star next to the pizza delivery clock.

Aren't there people who make their whole salaries being "Vine celebrities"? Or did I make that up because it was just the most pitiful thing my brain could think of?

It's weird to say that Dikachu might be one of my favorite feminists but….

It's no worse than that Frozen snow man song.

Oceans rise, volcanoes fall, we have seen Moana through it all.

"Honey shit I might be Parmesan."
"That's Gouda."
(Incoming call: girlfriend)

I started mentally adding "Heaven is a Place on Earth" to the final scenes of all the episodes and it works for all of them except the video game one.

I wondered why so many people dressed like me last Halloween.

I think you could put a sweater over one of those B Boy skeleton costumes and be set for two memes.