I'm so in the weeds with this David Punpkins guy.

Teddy carried around Mommy's hair for hundreds of years. Teddy was a freak in his own way.

I did enjoy Teddy….

He made a good point that ending it with David staring at the statue would have probably made people relegate the movie to mediocre status and that the angel ending is probably where the vitriol comes from.

AKA "Eli Roth's career."

You've obviously forgotten the Chris Rock robot.

I'm not sure if the hours of boring Dr. Tom Cruise movie is meant to make the cult scenes more jarring, but I'm sure someone could convincingly make a case for it.
I just straight up hate Space Odyssey.

I wouldn't go so far as fantastic but Jude Law and HJO give great performances, particularly in scenes together. Then again I think Jude Law's enormous celebrity conceals the fact that he's an incredibly talented character actor.

Sit down, John, you fat mother******.

(Colonel Gathers rises from a frothy pink ocean)

It's barely fun to win CAH, but losing it is excruciating.

Always get a gift receipt from Merlins Shop of Mystical Wonders.
Movie looks great.

My favorite part of this incredibly good movie (it honestly had no business being as good as it was) was that the two "need to marry because reasons" stock characters of their respective genres (the handsome prince and the 30 year old career girl of the aughts) ended up together.

There was a whole Parks and Rec episode where there was a B story about how Ben and Jerry bonded over how they found it surprisingly wonderful.

No matter what you write, it won't bring Becky the Duck back.

Colonel Ives!

Goddess Isis be praised! Have some cave rat.

"The project was eventually shuttered in 1970, having never found official proof of an actual UFO." That's weird, since I know for sure Zemeckis has met Crispin Glover.

As described by my male friend: "Pyramids are like tucking an erection into your waistband to hide it in public: no one had to tell every man in the world that's how it's done, it's just the most sensible way to do it."

"The Puppet Haters Club will be right back."