…The…first one?

Get out….
Do you validate?
NOW.
Okay. (Blows on flaming car)

I don't know, tommy, I was thinking something a little more dangerous.

Is there anything else to do in this town besides eat?

Did anyone else go through periods of watching this after school as a kid?

Did that 2 by 4 knock something loose in there?

Black Sheep is the first time young me ever heard the f-word ("can you stop stirring that fucking drink?").

And the sequel when he does his first successful sale.
"Next thing you know there's money off your dresser and your daughter's knocked up."

The wailing "Danny Boy" as Tommy walks around after he buries his Dad. I do like the shot of everyone leaning over Big Tom when he collapses and then when they lean back its the funeral.

When you still have a few months worth of rations left, which they did.
Or I guess when you're tired of what you packed.

Ghosts Do They Know Things Let's Find Out

Wasn't this the expedition that ended in unnecessary cannibalism (they still had rations) because of probable lead poisoning? Do you really need a Smoke Monster too?

Will the reissued vinyl be "deaaaad, wrapped in plastic"?

I feel like a cat might have watched the first few episodes expecting the bird in the intro to have a plot line but being disappointed.

I feel like only birds talk in all caps.

"Do you mean the Logan's Run guy?"
"I don't think so but…"

Mennonites/Amish also have delis, which of course considering country of origin makes sense on paper but their execution of a Ruben is traitorously insulting.

You've seen HIM eat ham, wait till you see ME eat ham.

Vengeful?

"Vampires don't put down towels!"
"…some vampires do."