I'm so verklempt, what a shonda.

When I was a teenaged model in the aughts, I'd eat maybe 200 calories during a shoot and then at the end of the day go to Carnegie with my mom and eat a Ruben with fries.
RIP

I'd get up really early, steal all the luxury skincare needs for a year, and go home to watch a BBC series.

Dickies, right?

That sounds like a poster in Princess Carolyn's office.

(Goes apartment decor shopping at the Smithsonian)

My male friend had to clean out his cookies and reevaluate his whole internet life because ads just kept assuming based on his search criteria that he was a Trump supporter who was hyped for the new Purge movie.

Can I get an Alexander Hamilton mask for the purge? I just want to feel handsome.

The sort of skewed victory of multi-billionaire Batman using his limitless resources to take down destitute mentally ill villains.

Oh man, I'm slightly teary thinking of that goodbye scene.
Caine was an actor giving a good performance despite playing off of puppets. Tim Curry seemed like a human FROM a world where Muppets exist.

Well I mean, all the historical pirates you've ever heard of were bad because they were easy to catch.

God, what a great performance. Might even eclipse Michael Caine as Scrooge.

At this point, it would be more shocking to me if John Waters liked a legitimately good movie than a schlocky white trash movie.

Wow! Was that a "Cannibal! The Musical" tribute, to lose your only horse friend? (But no, I lost interest when they the casting of both sides of his face.)

- the kind of quips I expect to hear lazily said by my future teenaged children

And I say only Frey's daughter will mend animosity. Why not a splendid wedding feast to celebrate?

Speaking of, what do you think of the theory that Queeblo is just young Professor Steve? It does explain why he wears a turtleneck.

I don't think he had a producer credit for Dreamgirls.

When I was on the bus, I spotted a whirring lawn ornament that was a frog on a unicycle. Thanks, Etsy (I presume).

Kind of surprised when I scrolled down the front page and the David he joined onstage wasn't "Tennant." I've been on The Tumblr too long.