I’m a terrible preggo, didn’t even know feta was supposedly off-limits and I eat it fairly frequently. I also eat the occasional hot dog, tuna, sushi, and deli meat, drink a cup of coffee daily and a quarter glass of wine once or twice a week. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

This reminds me of a talking caterpillar toy that belonged to my much younger sibling that me and my older sibling would play with because we were immature as hell. When you pushed the legs of the toy, they would each sound out a different letter of the alphabet. Being stupid pre-teens, my brother and I would always…

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

Also Franco is pushing 40, and he’s still playing a millennial? (Co star is 22, natch)

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

The first paragraph, sounds like any kind of American woman. Working your ass off and watching bad reality tv is not at all culturally specific or significant.

If you mean Irish culture or German culture or Italian culture, etc. sure, I can get behind that. But I’d be curious to hear what “white culture” is.

One day, in the gaming world, we’ll have 2 guys doing this, and it’ll be okay.

It’s a fiction, you pretty much decide what characters you want right at the start, it’s hardly forcing it.

And now it’s time for the comments to be swarming with bigots saying how Tracer being gay is somehow “forced”. I mean, in what way is having her celebrating a holiday all bout coming together with your loved ones with her girlfriend “forced”?

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

Women who are sick or in pain from being pregnant should just suck it up and be thankful that they are doing the thing they were built to do in this world. In particular, don’t mention any of the discomfort to anyone because it makes people feel uncomfortable to think about vaginas. If a woman has morning sickness,…

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

I doubt they exist at all. It’s not hard to leak things anonymously. Look at how his tax returns mysteriously showed up in the mailbox of a reporter.

Yeah, I’m gonna call shenanigans. Hundreds of people have tapes of a presidential candidate “saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard,” and it never leaks before the election? In liberal Hollywood?

I don’t think this makes you “that person.” I think this is genuinely interesting and not something that would ever occur to me.

I hate to be “that person” but as a Biologist I think this normally rare event could become more common with monoculture tree plantings. Monoculture stands such as pine, Christmas trees, often for profit but sometimes touted as “eco-friendly” have almost no diversity and therefore no variety of roots to stabilize or…

Spencer isn’t nearly charismatic enough. Even with some questionable media coverage he’s still a nobody. If he was smarter or more charismatic I’d be more worried. But as it stands he’s too stupid not to explicitly ape Nazi symbolism and gestures.

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.