Has it never occurred to you that rape survivors can have rape fantasies? Stop fucking shaming other survivors for kinks totally separate from their awful lived experience. That’s the last thing someone needs to hear is that their healthy sexual fetishes are wrong because of what happened to them and they’re tainted…

Kindly, fuck you. You’re like people who suggest that gay marriage is the same as pedophilia. A rape fantasy executed safely and sanely exclusively between consenting adults is not the same as rape.

Can you not call things you don’t like retarded tho

As hilarious as this is, it’s kinda weird that a toy ostensibly for fake fisting isn’t actually made in the correct hand shape for fisting.

Do you like horror movies? You should watch Pet.

A box with helium-filled balloons inside (strings taped to the bottom). I’m not even kidding. Babies that can sit up/grab and toddlers go nuts over that shit, and it’s something you can wrap with an open top so they “open” it with your help and something actually happens.

Kids are so weird in these ways. It’s sometimes a total roll of the dice what kind of nightmare idiosyncrasies they could have that will totally shit all over the perfect parenting strategy du jour that you lovingly researched and selected over your pregnancy.

Honestly, I remember doing stuff like that as a kid and I was definitely not abused. If anything, I was spoiled sometimes and I think I had a really awesome childhood with two very balanced, generally chill parents. Kids are creative and weird and they have BIG emotions.

I know you’re just a troll but, to all the people who honestly are super skeptical of all these accounts: if there is a huge volume of something being reported across a wide area by all kinds of people, it’s probably not bullshit all of or even most of the time.

MY HEART

Are you one of those people that pays $30 to walk through a haunted house around Halloween, but spends the entire time telling everyone you’re not scared and basically not participating in the fun of the scares at all?

Yes, because my husband and I watch porn of straight up better quality than half of what you find. We both watch porn together and separately and it helps us find out new things about ourselves when masturbating that we can then explore together. Some higher quality porn is informative/instructional too, particularly…