Matt, you are a little late to the game. Elon was quoted over a year ago about Ludicrous mode, “It’s faster than falling.”

Is this really your car. What did you swap into what 80s barge?

My guess is that moving the wipers actually generates a voltage going back to the MCU. Electrons flow in a direction they’re not supposed to and weird shit happens.

That’s not RBF, that’s contempt.

Thanks. Man, the graphics are way worse than I remembered.

The other day I found a bunch of old game disks in my basement. They were from the days of Windows 3.1! I went online looking for an emulator and found this website that already had the games uploaded. It’s a little buggy on some games. A real blast from the past. They even had Tongue of the Fatman! (which you’ve…

Damn, I completely forgot about that game!

Nope, it’s the rebirth of the Pontiac Fiero!

Yes! I love this song!

There’s a suspension in there.

Got that awesome Haynes manual in the glove box.

Yes, but not nearly as fun to drive.

fo sho!

I’ve never heard that about Subaru.

God, I love the GTR!

WTF? Texas isn’t part of the South.

Mmmm. I used to eat peanut butter, banana, and mayo sandwiches when I was a kid.

Well, the fix is either going to reduce power, or reduce fuel economy.

goddamit

My wife is from Milwaukee and I kid her about that accent. She would always say, “people don’t talk that way around here!” Then we went up to Fond du Lac one day and asked a mailman for directions. He said in the thickest Midwesterner accent ever, “Well, you just go through da stop-and-gOO light...”