And one of the greatest gifts you've ever given us.

Not at the av club!

You can't be if you think you're Jimmy Fallon.

At the time, I didn't see the point of Lindsey being killed. I'll have to rewatch the episode, because I still don't. It certainly pissed me off. Most of the characters I liked ended up dead, in fact!

But Drusilla was completely mad. Perhaps she thought she was from several counties at once?

Aussies and Kiwis tend to be better at U.S. dialects than British actors, though I don't know why. Damon Herriman on Justified had a flawless accent. Not only was Dewey from Kentucky, he was from Harlan County. Not only was he from Harlan County, he was from a particular holler from the county. I've spent most of my…

You came to an article about a show you dislike, purposely to malign it. This is the Internet. You know what that gets you.

Oliver?

You can't make me!

For those times when you watch alchemists trepan dudes.

I suspect he doesn't actually watch the show. A woman protagonist? That's preposterous!

I'm an editor as well, so you know I'll misspell my own name at some point.

I could see Eve into choking others…

"Hurst"? Oh, Pedantic Editor…

"Princess" was weird. "Tsarovitch" makes more sense for a hemophilia joke. Now I'm thinking of women being stabbed to death in a basement because the bullets didn't take. I am overthinking this damn it Archer we'd understand the word tsarovitch!

They kneecapped me for learning to read but I swear Luther didn't mention that in the Articles of Faith.

They don't much like women either. Even the women!

I was gestating in a monolith!

This fanfic sucks!

Ach, you've misspelled it. It's "Wiener." That's the embarrassing one pronounced in English.