All I can say is "Bang."

Any boys who look like Raylan Givens?

Hey, fellow Prussian-descended editor. I'm moderately interested in finding out if my ancestors capered in the lagoons of Konigsberg in 1255 or were in fact Alsatian basket weavers, but not so much that I want to spend the money on genetic testing rather than on feeding myself.

They may have a preponderance of Neanderthal DNA.

Are you hangin' out with your family?

MAN UP AND TASTE THE RAIN, BITCH.

It's crizappy!

….but that's not important right now.

Yeah, she can do better.

Newsradio too!

It's sad that Mark and David are mentioned as the main characters rather than Becky and Darlene. There was way too much of those boys in the last few seasons.

Completely optional Newsradio response here.

Harney & Sons is lovely. I also recommend Williamson Teas and Ahmad Teas. Williamson comes in elephant canisters!

Hell's Grannies?

Did the original album title make it even worse?

My great-great-grandfather was from Ohio and fought for the Union. Goddamnit, Ohio.

Talk Talk!

Pray they don't alter it further.

Pandemonium! Saturday the Fourteenth!

That's messed up.