lustdrunkwitch
lustdrunkwitch
lustdrunkwitch

Perhaps. But it’s been proven that even in cases in which women work as many or more hours then men, they’re still expected to do the housework.

This is why parents have got to teach their sons to do their own damn housework.

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

I hate to be “that guy,” but come the fuck on. Let’s be scared of things like Ted Bundy, the Tara Calico story, the German Machuca story, Israel Keyes, that there are Lyle Steviks waiting to happen all around us, etc.

CNN is reporting that Owen Labrie’s parents begged the judge for no time, saying that losing his Harvard acceptance was punishment enough. If you ever want to see how this level of entitlement, assholeness and shittery happens, look no further than the parents. I wish them the worst.

ONE YEAR ONE YEAR?? ::RAGE QUIT THE DAY::

I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS.

Not to defend David by any means, but what kind of brass balls do you need to have to take your wife out on her 5oth birthday, make (alleged) love to her, then walk out the door to go shtupp your side-piece?

“you’re completely comfortable in this?”

Reasons I wear leggings: comfy as shit, cheap as shit, doesn’t pinch my pudge, tucks much more nicely into boots, comes in a variety of fun colors.

Every time I go out and get a disapproving look from an older white gentleman I know that I’ve achieved greatness.

heh heh heh lock up yer dawters don’t lettem show their bits heh heh boys only want one thing girls stay pure i like to look because i can’t help it

What if I told Willie that wearing leggings allows me to make my queefs sound like a duck call?

Fox. Your home for Sharia Law.

BUT HOW ELSE WILL WE KNOW WHAT’S ACCEPTABLE FOR WOMEN TO WEAR ACCORDING TO SOME CREEPY WHITE DADS. It is absolutely crucial for me to know whether or not the nearest patriarch approves of my clothing choices and/or thinks I’m bangable!

Aidala has a rule in his household: “If it’s not worn in the monastery, it’s not worn out on the street.”

As a dad, I’m not cool with my daughter wearing leggings.

Leggings are the best. If you don't like them, then I invite you to continue to wear less comfortable clothing.

If she’s not completely comfortable, maybe it’s because a grown man just barked at her.

I need a shower. So gross.