Am...I supposed to be mad? Honestly, truly, why should I be upset? If it weren’t so hard to get citizenship maybe this would happen less?

She cares for you so much she can’t wait for your nation to be obliterated in the Apocalypse so she and her family can get into heaven. Aren’t you glad your fate is so important to her?

Nope. This is why it’s hilarious that she’s demanding immigrants “speak American”. Considering she can’t even form a full sentence in English, much less a full thought, she’s one to talk...

Sarah Palin, who used to be governor of Alaska who quit being governor of Alaska mid-term to make a reality show cash grab.

“ There are more of us than there are of them. Take action!”

See, personally I’m operating under the suspicion that she might be having an eight year long stroke and this is just another in a series of cries for help.

Glenn Beck called her a clown and said he was embarrassed to have been a supporter. Pot meet kettle.

Zeroth Law. A robot may not harm humanity nor by inaction allow humanity to be harmed. Her entire existence is a violation.

It's like drunken mad libs.

I’m not convinced she’s not a robot. Some freshman Computer Science major wrote a program as a joke that generates Tea Party-esque phrases and then uploaded it into her mainframe.

This is what happens when you decide to just speak and ignore anything your speech writers give you.

Yeah, the heat this week is not being kind. It’s cooling down at night pretty nicely up here in Sonoma County, but damn, 104? Tired of this shit. It’s not even much cooler at the coast.

For the same reason she felt shame! This wasn’t the first time 10 Hail Mary’s were said in regret of her sin!

They got booted off the wine train.

This is what happens when people don’t take good biology classes. Many natural things (like cervixes!) are equated to shameful sins and pornographic. Sadly this woman never learned any better.

It’s time for people to stand up publicly against lunacy. While I’m glad the administration called Ms. Skloot, they are undermining (1) the teacher and (2) the school’s mission.

“It could be told in a different way,” she said. “There’s so many ways to say things without being that graphic in nature, and that’s the problem I have with this book.

“The next book that the sophomores are reading? Fahrenheit 451... Oh, sweet, sweet, irony.”

Has the son died of embarrassment yet?