lustdrunkwitch
lustdrunkwitch
lustdrunkwitch

As someone who consistently has no idea what day today is or when these types of holidays occur, I really appreciate this PSA and would love more of them from a Responsible Person like you. THANKS!!

I think it doesn't mean anything for how the plot is going later on. She went up to the 3 judges (she knows Margery's father is an idiot and she has influence over them) and offered them either a carrot or appeared as incredibly sympathetic as possible. She's just trying to emotionally manipulate them before Tyrion's

I am not. He was my fiance at the time. He's a total shitbag, but he was hot and that was a good night.

In a firetruck. With a fireman. ;)

It's like he made the menu by picking annoying bro words and trendy food types out of a fucking hat and stringing them together. I feel like I still have no idea what kind of food is happening here. 'Awesome' is not a food description. And you've got to be kidding me with "donkey sauce." All I can think of when I hear

WHAT IS WITH THE + everywhere?? WHY?! :(

Reading the quotes from his menu just fried my fucking brain. I finished every excerpt thinking, "What did I just read? Is that even English? What does that MEAN?!?"

I can't believe you read that whole thing. Your mental fortitude is far superior to mine. Jesus fucking christ.

Well, except in the case of 'slipping rib syndrome.' But, that's not a cosmetic procedure, and it's done rarely (and usually just the cartilage from the end of the rib is removed, not the whole rib). I only know about it because I have it and it hurts like a bitch. I would love some cartilage removed.

This was exactly my thought. It was probably some poor frazzled woman who spilled one by accident. But maybe I'm just biased because I am such a shitty pill spiller. It's a constant issue.

NO FUCKING WAY. I was too young to get to traction park the first time. I have always been envious of the battle scars of my older cousins.

We have an understood rule that while our legs can touch, I may not put my icy feet of death on him.

We're both stomach sleepers. We lay on our stomachs, heads turned away from each other, but each of our inner legs is always pressed against the others if that makes sense? We're usually only touching from the hip or knee down, but we do it all night. If either of us wakes up and we aren't touching, there is some

I agree with absolutely everything in your comment.

I think both those things are absolutely true. My personal experiences all just involve me falling for bi girls who wish they weren't.

I'm bisexual (cis woman), but almost all of my long term relationships have been with men. Because it seems the kind of bisexual women I end up with/attract are self-loathing who really wish they were straight and pounce on the first man to show interest so they can prove to their conservative parents that they're

LOL, you mad bro?

I patiently gave a very detailed, courteous response to someone in another thread. They got my patience quota for the day. You didn't appear to be open to any dialogue whatsoever, and you were incredibly flippant in your disregard for a disease that affects BILLIONS of people. I noticed after I posted a response to

You're assuming this woman has access to appropriate prenatal care. You're also assuming that the test she was given worked (Sometimes, they don't. False negatives can occur. This is why in science we replicate experiments.). Many people test negative if their infection is in the early stages, depending on the