UGH. I just spent an hour in a Target parking lot sweating because some DIPSHIT left his dog in his dark windowed SUV for fucking EVER.

YESYESYESYESYES

lustdrunkwitch

6/27/14 4:25pm

AFTER 6 MONTHS OF UNEMPLOYMENT I FINALLY HAVE A FUCKING JOB. THAT USES MY DEGREE. AND PAYS NOT MUCH MONEY BUT FUCK IT IT'S A JOB.

HIMYM Finale Catharsis...with Hitler

lustdrunkwitch

4/01/14 4:36pm

I know a lot of people hate the Hitler's Downfall parody videos, but my friend just sent me this one; it's the only thing that's made me feel better so far. Hitler took the words right out of my mouth. Spoilers obviously.

CAH anyone?

lustdrunkwitch

3/21/14 10:50pm

http://pyx-2.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=…

Drunken I love you guize.

lustdrunkwitch

2/15/14 2:11am

Guize, listen. No seriously, listen. (I had a neighbor who used to say that to me nonstop our entire conversation, every conversation we ever had, for 5 years. Also he broke into my house, then threatened to call the cops on ME during that interaction but that is a story for another time.)

FINAL UPDATE, I SWEAR: VICTORY IS MINE

lustdrunkwitch

2/14/14 7:33pm

I apologize in advance for this rant, but hopefully it may be beneficially to another person.

lustdrunkwitch

10/08/13 1:32am

PSA: If a glass breaks in or on your shoe, just throw it away. Don't just assume you got it all (you didn't. it's there forever) and for the love of god don't start sweeping around with your fingers to check. Now you have a bloody shoe to throw out and a shard of glass embedded under you skin. Now if you'll excuse me,…