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Wow. An entertainer seeks spotlight? Color me shocked.

The comment about Kanye eating only fresh-baked cookies reminded me so much of Dave Chappelle's imitation of P. Diddy and the whole Cambodian breast milk thing, I imagined P. Diddy and Kanye having milk and cookies together.

A horrible, fifth-rate copy. I feel the same way about Pharrell. :-/

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Every time I hear even 3 notes of Blurred Lines, I immediately replace it in my head with the far superior Marvin Gaye's Got to Give it Up.

Yeah, I told my niece to just do it backwards, so it gets easier and easier each week.

I'd be happy to be the dill pickle on the side.

For those of us that feel a little maudlin at Christmas.

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When people talk about Marc Anthony's boring music, I wonder if they've ever heard his Spanish-language salsa music. The man is divine.

My humble opinion, of course, but so long as the seams don't show on the toes, I think it's a fine look. Others will argue with me, but meh.

Courtney's bewbs look like they're going to jump off her chest and try to take over the world. She should have dyed her hair red, and her Peggy Bundy conversion would be complete.

It really bothers me that Oprah felt she had to explain why she hasn't had children. Lots of people don't for a myriad of reasons. And the whole "my kids would hate me" thing is just so awful. It's like she's trying to get the rest of the world to agree with her decision to not procreate. I know many people who

Oh, Paula. You are a lovely, lovely lady. Why would you want to go out dressed as Mr. Krab?

I love dogs, like for reals. I like kids enough, I guess. But one rule applies to them both: Teach them to talk, and you'll never be able to get them to shut up again. Trust.

OK, fine. Cute kid. You think somebody could have wiped her runny nose? Totally lost major cute points with me there.