Why does he always look like Michael Scott in the ladies’ suit? 

Nah. They don’t like their mother/sister/friend enough to care like that. 

It’s not the worst thing he’s ever called him: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-mcconnell-dumb-son-of-a-bitch-1154201/

What a great way to ensure your lunch is stolen from the communal fridge at work when that’s a thing again!

100% cotton body cleansing and exfoliating fiber square. $49/ea.

I would much rather this happen at work than those assholes that tear a piece off and leave the rest in the box. Nobody wants your fecal fingerprints on leftover bagel chunks.

OMG. VERN. YAS!

Am I the only one that wishes she acted like Phoebe Buffey as much as she looks like Phoebe Buffey?

I know. Didn’t Madonna do this exact ad for something in the 90s?

I have been accused of having no blood at all.

Where? I want to go to there.

and socks.

Beat me to it.

Grapefruit has no place in beer, and lemon shady tastes like lemon furniture cleaner.

Even better.

Or Gallagher’s brother!

I desperate want the Kardashian Maternity Kollection to improve on this:

Third/last pic. What the actual fuck.

Why not?

Absolutely. Pain/inflammation control can be an important part of the healing process.