I second that emotion. I'm so tired of being assaulted by the view of the inside of her gaping maw.

I know her eyebrows were actually removed by some method, but only one lady can rock the no-eyebrows look for me.

Bleached.

Just an observation, but I find that Entertainment Weekly being abbreviated as EW is appropriate in more than one way.

QEI: Corpse Bride

Thank you.

See, if people actually stuck to costumes that were SCARY for Halloween, maybe this would be far less of a problem.

I think Paris Hilton looks kind of awesome (pantyhose and all), and that makes me feel weird.

This pic is from 2008. But she doesn't seem to have the squinty eyes thing going on she is more know for. Her eyes seem much more relaxed, giving her a look we're not used to, I think. From the nose down, she's got the same look.

OK, so I couldn't find any good Julia Roberts gifs to top that, so here's my favorite Prince one instead. I think it's as good a response as any to toenail chewing:

Ew. hahaahhahahahahaha

THIS right here.

Puppies stink much less than full grown dogs.

Thanks for the notes, but still. My brain hurts.

OMG, the gif with Sinead O'Connor crying split-screen with Miley tongue-waggling was more than I could bear the last day or two.

Lindsay Lohan is starting to look like Lindsay Lohan again! I've always pulled for her for some reason. I always wanted her to just spend a week at my house, learning how average people deal, hoping she could take the lessons and adapt them to Hollywood.