Seth Rogan knows exactly what you're talking about.

My first thought, upon seeing the picture, was, "Who's messing with Drew Barrymore, and why did they put a swastika on her forehead?? She just got married! JEEZ!"

Thank you. These seriously look like waitstaff uniforms on the Starship Enterprise.

I've always had a thing for James Garner. The idea that James Garner is a pot head just makes me like him more.

I can only imagine poop would slide out just as easily. No more constipation! Yay!

I can't help but wonder while I can only see feet and calves, is that person naked?

I'm guessing the fine folks at the Culture and Media Institute never watched a little movie called "The Runaways" with Saint Bella?

Except for Joey Lawrence and George Michael, who just do something sleek with their hair and get extra super more hotter.

There is NOTHING wrong with vodka and Kool-Aid. I mix vodka with lemon-lime Kool-Aid over ice and call it a "Green Summabitch." Delish!

I've actually heard this in more than one place. BSEs can often lead people to freak out and end up with a ton of unnecessary tests. And absolutely, the key is knowing what is "normal" for the individual. I found a small lump that turned out to be a simple cyst. I'm glad I had it checked, but my insurance didn't…

Nah. That girl is really pretty, and I still get jealous of people who don't actually go through an awkward stage sometimes.

Yeah, the answer is no. He doesn't notice because in all other aspects of our social life, there is nothing to notice. This is the only place where I'm being ignored and feeling uncomfortable, so it's not like he's looking for it. These people, for the most part, are just weird. My husband is a social butteryfly,…

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Thanks so much! You have no idea how much I appreciate your empathy and perspective. I've been trying to be sociable with these people as much as I can over the last 3 years, mostly for the sake of my husband. I think he might have to get over it. And like you said, never know, I may feel more welcome among them…

We often go to different things, too, so that's not exactly the issue. The thing is, I think he REALLY wants both of us to be best buds with the neighbors, like he and neighbor dude are already. He wants to be Ricky and Lucy to their Fred and Ethel. Like I said, she and I enjoy each other, but we wouldn't hang out…

My husband and I were invited to watch some MMA fight tonight at the house of the brother of our neighbor. The neighbor and my husband are good friends. The neighbor's fiancee and I are pleasant to each other and enjoy each other to a degree (we don't have a ton in common). The brother who's throwing the shindig…

I read that as "Cher and Elton John have TV reunion."

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Lip my stockings!