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Honey, I don't know, but I want to give you a big ol' hug, a hot toddy, and a voucher for a free mammogram. I wonder the same thing myself.

It still gets me that Robert Duvall was shoved in the back on the 2011 Hollywood issue. They have the freakin' consigliere to the Corleone family looking like a freakin' photobomb! If you're not beautiful, white, and YOUNG, you can't get on the cover. Simple as that. Bastards.

I really want to push the hair out of their eyes.

I did. I spent hundreds of dollars on dance shoes. They helped, but only so much. These are my favorite: [ep.yimg.com]

Yeah, you're not. I had danced (salsa, ballroom) in 3-3.5" heels for years, and now I have arthritis and sesamoiditis because of it. The balls of my feet rebelled. On the rare occasion I wear heels anymore, it's still generally to dance and I max out at 2" heels.

I love so many women of network comedy. Liz Lemon and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, in particular. These women gave me, "WHUCK?" and "air bunnies," respectively. Nothing but love.

And if that little black patch between the balls is supposed to be hair, someone failed. It looks more like a carbuncle.

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With a name like Ralph, I'd assume he has a hairball problem. My apologies to anyone named Ralph. My brain belongs to a 12-year-old.

I will love you forever, simply for the phrase: "Easy peasy grilled...cheesy."

That's one of the saddest summaries I've ever read about anything, but yeah, that's basically what she said once you take out all the "likes."

Or his whole life of having a mother?

I read "Robert Pattinson's new shaved head", and I expected razor-shaved not clipper-shaved. Color me disappointed.

Like the old cliche goes: Kids don't come with instruction manuals. It's nice to commiserate with other parents, but who knew kids were individuals, just like everyone else?

My apologies to peanut allergics and also, this is slightly off-topic. I dated a guy for seven years that was allergic to peanuts. When I broke up with him, I ate a whole jar of Creamy Jif with a spoon. I don't know about him, but I got my closure. Man, how I had missed peanut butter!

My mom's best friend is a social worker and has worked in hospitals with teen moms. She also has never seen any of these names in real life. However, sometime in the 80s, she did have to, at great length, explain to a young woman why she shouldn't name her daughter "Vagina" (apparently she thought it was pronounced…

I don't mind dating myself. I'm a blast on a date.

I've never been a nap taker, even as a kid. Because of this, my mother never made me take them, figuring it'd just get me into bed at night easier and for a longer time, which it did. I still rarely take naps, usually only if I'm sick or super-hungover. I always feel like I'm going to miss something. Like what? …