She also forgot to mention something about dance ability. Something like, "Can you teach me how to 'tootsie-roll'?"

Like mine.

Have you ever been balancing your checkbook or something and forget to carry the 1? I think it's kinda like that.

I'm in a pretty good mood today, so I was prepared to defend amputee models in this comment. Then I looked up Amber Valetta and found that she was not, in fact, an amputee. For a brief moment, I thought Vogue was being a little progressive.

No prob. I never thought about the perils of the Skip-It. Good to know!

Agreed. I only start doing any major lady-grooming like this within the last 10 years, and it's been off and on at best. I did, however, trim occasionally, mostly because of using the ladies' room at work. I am always completely squicked out to see a 3 inch long pubic hair sitting on the toilet seat, and I never…

I STILL want a Skip-It.

Say It Isn't So!

If I had a walk-in closet, I'd totally put that lion in the back of it and name it Aslan.

Agreed on the thermostat setting. Cold actually HURTS me as a fellow cold-blood. I've been accused of having no blood at all. I don't mind spending a little extra money on heat in the winter since I don't blast the AC in the summer. It all works out.

I'm horrified by Kim's lack of feet.

I always thought Britney sounded more nasally than growly. When I think growly, I think Kathleen Turner.

OK, now let's compare rapists' quotes with popular music lyrics!

I would love the old-timey phone handset if I was an attention freak. I can just imagine the looks on people's faces when my phone rings and I pull that bad boy out of my purse and proceed to have a long and loud conversation while I walk around the grocery store.

Even moderation.

I'm guessing those portions of video were run backwards. I'm a killjoy. I know.

Not in Cleveland: [www.wxyz.com] Talk about government involvement.

I've had more "problems" with my teeth since I got dental insurance. When I didn't have insurance, my dental care was far more affordable. I'd go once a year for a deep cleaning and a couple x-rays. I had a visible cavity once when I didn't have insurance. Even without insurance, I had to make another appointment…

Somebody overconcerned with my weight: "SIGH! I bet you can eat whatever you want!"

At least you'll get an upper body work-out to burn off some of those calories and build lean arm muscles! Punchin' does a body good.