A little from column A, a little from column B. I had to look it up myself because I was curious, too. This article is pretty insightful: [www.calgaryallergy.ca]

"You're home! I'm so excited I could poop!"

I've been salsa dancing for over 10 years. Detroit-style ballroom before that. For the same reason.

Next in designer menses care: Hello Kitty tattooed Diva cups!

"Not only did a Bunny not provide any form of sexual services, such as prostitution, a Bunny was not permitted to date a Playboy Club Keyholder."

[www.amazon.com]

Because Playboy bunnies are not pornstars or prostitutes. They're waitresses.

Agreed. I didn't see the whole episode, but Becky seems like a sweet though troubled woman. I come from a "respect your elders" kind of background, and while I've let my share of verbal shit fly, there doesn't seem to be much excuse for how Michelle was talking to her.

I really wanted to find something witty to say about this, but all I can come up with is: blurgh. I cook. I sew. I fix things. Mostly out of the "I can do it myself!" attitude I've had since I was 4.

Jake: How'd Uncle Charlie die?

Shit shovelers.

I was unaware that the CW still existed.

"You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came. It had been out all night."

Word. And hearted.

I feel you on the "princess" thing, especially. I believe it was in a Judy Blume book, Blubber maybe: The main character asked her father why he never called her "princess," to which, he replied, "Because we come from a long line of commoners." Loved that when I was 10, love it now.

"Efforts are underway to sell the collection either to a cultural or historical institution or to a person who could then donate it to one. "

It does! One of my very best friends of all time has had issues with her given name. It's constantly mispronounced and misspelled, and she got tired of explaining it. I think by the time she was 14-15, she said, "Just call me Gigi." We did. We do!

Coulrophobia.

Judging by some of the things she's said since Amy Winehouse's passing, you're absolutely right.

You'd think she'd be all about "post-modern." Whatever. Yeah, "modern" was probably a close second.