The dance was awesome, but she was being her usual, dramatic self all night. She used "I" more than any other word last night.

See: 2:55

Yep, it exists in English, and it's one of my favorites: "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain

Gawd, I love you. #cotd

I heart you so hard.

I've had relaxation headaches before, so I kinda believe in the "leisure sickness" idea. However, I went to the Dominican Republic in February, my first major trip out of the country and my belated honeymoon, and I'll do it again. I ache just thinking about how awesome that trip was.

I can get you a toe!

This woman must be a tiger in the sack: [jezebel.com]

I say no to this. I just took my first college-level Spanish class this spring, and the level at which my classmates (all Americans) used and understood English was horrifying to me. Who doesn't know the difference between "a", "an", and "the" and how they work? Lots of people apparently. Oh, and I'm an English…

I thought it was Bald Will Hunting.

I love bringing up this website: [popvssoda.com:2998]

Or woman for that matter.

Somewhere, a foot-fetishist's head is exploding.

How much alone-time do you need? How deep are your issues with your significant other having alone-time? Can I take off for a weekend by myself at some little bed-and-breakfast that you have no interest in going to without you accusing me of seeing someone else?

Way to shed that Disney image!

I hear you. I live in Michigan, and this is actually the kind of weather I live for. We had a HORRIBLE winter this year, and I'll take sweat over painful goosebumps and SADD any day.

This. 100%.

I am not allowed to name any animal anything that I believe may be ironic. We had a puppy, which I named Friskie. My mom wanted to change her name because until she was about 6 months old, she didn't do anything. By that 6 month mark, she was running crazy circles around the dining room table and could defy gravity…

A friend of mine had a large lab-mix named "Kissa," which I believe is Russian for "kitty."

I've had some of my best me-on-me time in the tub. Correlated?