Are there #COTD on the weekends? I just voted for yours.

That would make it much more difficult to sneak up on the bad guys, too. The latex-on-latex fart noises would be a dead give away.

Me, too. But the new one does look more like a cheap Halloween costume, as mentioned in a previous comment.

The more I look at it, the more I think that's better, which makes me a little sad.

They could have at least gone this far:

Think how Superman feels with his tights and underoos. It's across the board.

Hello, Detroit!

Tina Fey

I remember very distinctly when I was about 7, my parents returned from an anniversary vacation together, and I was going through my mom's suitcase, looking for souvenirs. I picked up this item in a little plastic wrapper, and said, "Mommy, what's this? Can I have it?" She very hurriedly relieved me of it, saying,…

My 15-mo old Chico approves.

Circa 1984. Tina looks too awesome now.

Yeah, for at least a couple of years. Around $4 anyway. How quickly one forgets.

I had a similar thought, but it's still not right. We know he was a candidate before he was the POTUS, obvs, and she said "once said" putting it in past tense anyway. I really think it's just the helicopter-wolf-hunter-mama-grizzly's way of belittling him, which is always oh-so klassy.

But you must have eyes. So Eyes Without a Face... Is that you, Billy Idol?

...inspected the package.

Nope. Don't really see it. I see those ears I mentioned above.

Elizabeth Moss' dress could be much lovelier in a vibrant color. In beige with all the rouching, it just looks like a used brown paper sack from the liquor store.

Unless you're still in diapers.

When done properly, I think it can be rather chic, but it's not often it's done properly. (I only know "properly" when I see it.) Otherwise, it makes one's hair look like big, furry, floppy ears.

Dodai, you are absolutely the best, and I love you. Not only did the world suck today, but my personal life has taken a bit of a beating as well. But it is Friday, and I will count my blessings where I find them, no matter how small and furry - especially the yawning puppy.