They magnify something, that's for sure. I hadn't even noticed that.

That could work. Also, they should spin-off an entire show just for Conchata Ferrell, who plays Berta. Her presence is one of the only things that's made the show palatable enough for me to watch it when my husband has it on.

I saw that, too. I feel bad for people that don't get "buttoned-down" humor a la Bob Newhart, who is, by the way, a genius.

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John Cryer and Marlee Matlin: How I love thee.

Yeah, it's usually helpful for one to remember from whence they came.

So winning, you are.

I prefer Mercedae, but I think the correct term is BENZOS.

A friend of mine says "Wocka Flocka Flame!" as opposed to the tired, old "So there!" in average conversations. Makes far more sense to me than using it as a name of any kind.

I know! Fur is bad, but diamonds of questionable origin are OK? And that's not the only contradiction. Just one of the most obvious.

Your kids are awesome.

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I thought maybe it was a bottle of "New Coke", but I couldn't find any pictures of that.

I prefer "crimson tide" just to gross boys out. So long as we can discourage "on the rag," I'm down for whatever.

No, that's hilarious.

Is it weird that I heard the Law & Order voice-over guy in my head when I read this?

And if she's ditched the old, dirty ballet shoes, I'll know for absolute sure she's moving in the right direction.

He backpedals so hard, it could be a new green energy source.