You know those yule log videos? They have beach ones, too. Get one, crank the heat high enough to put on shorts - or go naked - whatever, turn on every light in the house, and make delicious fruity drinks. If nothing else, the vitamin C will do ya good.

Maybe..just maybe, she's working on her new Señor Wences routine.

@Former-Libra: As stated in the comments in the Detroit News column: "Had that not been a bottle blond white woman she'd be facing 18 months in the women's prison."

@closetalker11: "We can't come to the phone right now. Please leave a message because we're either too pissed off, shoveling snow, or both."

"NOW is the winter of our discontent..."

@This Lady is Brutal: Hearted.

@LolaLane: I'm so with you on this. I hope I become of those nifty old ladies whose face just explodes into joyous wrinkles when I smile. In due time, of course. It's kinda nice being carded every now and again, even at 38.

@Uncommon_Whore: Not to mention, she's been white-washed.

Ponds de Leon

@yaylo: That definitely would work on me.

@accesskathryn: hahahahhaahhaha! Ew.

I said it on Gawker, and I'll say it here: Robert Duvall looks like a photobombing bartender.

@Cinnamoncanuck: Don't forget the ever special "Is this person a 'he' or a 'she'?"

I'll be on my way to the DR next Thursday and will be there for a whole freakin' week. Go ahead and hate.

@Curt Cole: I get so emotional!

This is why the "block" feature is so awesome. When I was on FB, I immediately looked for people I didn't want to talk to and put them on the blocked list. I no longer use FB for stalker issues (my husband's ex). Once they loosened up the security and you could be found by friends-of-friends, etc, it just became…

@Ima B. Me: That's what I'm talkin' about.

@snacktastic: Or Beverly Johnson, Iman, Cheryl Tiegs, Christy Brinkley...

Kim is so lovely, but I really want to stage a mascara/false lashes intervention for her. They always look like they're ready to scurry off of her face.

Isn't Liquid Confidence fantastic?