@MagsCO: Nope. Enjoy! I'd say I'm going to do the same, but I got slightly more wasted last night than I anticipated. Ah, well. But I have to get to the store, too. Snowmageddon approacheth. And a roast and chocolate cake sound awesome. Excellent idea!

@Felicia Roxanne: Very stupid. Stop it. Wish the ex a merry life via FB and send him on his merry way. Your fiancee deserves it.

@suiterkin: Much obliged.

@deecaff: Because it's so much better than the "real-life" on-again off-again stuff we read in Midweek Madness.

@mgallagher713: Because he's in Palm Beach, of course! Check the preppy handbook! It's required attire.

@sonataofashes: Funny thing... She wasn't being considered for a teaching position. The position is "legislative liason."

I believe the expression everyone is looking for is *WHEW!*

@Highsmith: Nope.

@artless.dodger: If I was still on FB, I'd be your friend. Reaching a goal like that is awesome. I was happy that I met half that! I'd share my virtual bookshelf with you anytime.

@ArchGoodwin: Phalanx, but no phalanx.

Two of my favorite people without clothes in one week: First, Jack Lalanne (RIP), now Betty White. Makes me want to crank up the heat and have a naked day.

@weaselina: THIS. Also, when I see pics of her like this, I imagine her doing the exasperated groan like Lurch from the Adams Family.

I don't know who's behind that shield, but mommy, what's a "hookup"?

I always imagine Karl's voice sounding like the stereotypical, whiny, over-privileged German accent (I think) Hank Azria does on The Simpsons - with Kraftwerk playing in the background. Especially now after that comment. I do love ya though, Karl!

@VeryCapable: I'd be happy to be completely Palin-update free.

@MySandwich: I had more of a vision of Vics deboned and Iman wearing her like a stole.

Beefy! There's a difference. Beef vs. Beefy. The more I look at those words, the weirder they become. Thanks, Taco Bell!

@Treeless: Awesome. Please post this on Urban Dictionary.

@imaeffinginger: That wasn't very nice at all. My scroll finger hurts now. Thanks.

@Sweet Panda Love: And in Polish, the word that means the same thing would be even longer with fewer vowels.