@LionAndUnicorn is Rosie Retrospection: Nay. Just like everything else, I believe one has to do the real work to feel right. Enough sleep, a proper diet, enough exercise. Sucks, but we were supposed to have our meals in pill-form by now, too. If you want to take something, take a B complex. B vitamins can spark…

@Ack: hearted, hearted, hearted. I wish I could approve this comment, and @cand86 beat me to promoting it. When access to all information on birth control and planned parenting are available, it's already been proven that the number of abortions drop. Thank you!

@Bitcherina: Precisely.

@canthelpmyself: Good actress or no (I think she's mediocre at best), I absolutely agree on the "more nuance and believability" parts. Janelle Monae was actually planning a career on Broadway before she became a recording artist. I just wish Hollywood would expand their horizons instead of casting out of the…

Who would you like to see as the downward-spiralling dude...?

After checking out his blog post, I have decided Tyra needs to go to Mr. Ebert for some true smizing lessons.

@Dodai Stewart: Don't forget to place it in one of those nifty ID holders with a lanyard so you can display it proudly.

@FreudianNipSlip: Never, never, NEVER read the comments in Yahoo News. That's good advice. You're welcome.

@newyorkmuse: In the State of Utopia. I was going to make an fairly identical comment. Finding someone you "love!" is so simple!

@Zulkey: Back atcha.

@Zulkey: If Jessica Rabbit cheated on Roger with Pinhead, she could be their kid.

@she's a rejector: Seriously? Nope, I didn't see it. What a weird coincidence.

@Stytch: Thank you for my first out-loud laugh of the day. Hearted.

Ohhhh, cook FOOD. That's where I've been going wrong all this time. I've been cooking couch cushions. Thanks for skoolin' me, yo!

@NomNom83: How can we make this happen?!

If I had a nickel for every time I've read the words "Oh, Ke$ha" in a post...I'd probably have at least a buck-fifty.

@wtfox?!: A friend of mine and I would throw naked Barbies and Kens and Skippers in the pool, trying to drown them. Sucks that they float. We're in our mid-to-late thirties, and we tried again this past summer when my husband put up a pool in the backyard. Something is very wrong with us.

@Momentary_Lapse: I blame the internets.

@Rumzy: A very careless one.

@AristotlesCrab: Yeah, dads are dumb, don't know any better, and deserve our sympathy.