@thebutton19: Don't. Look up kitty and puppy pictures instead. That's what I'm going to do - after I refill my coffee cup.

@yvanehtnioj: Precisely. That sound you just heard was my head and heart imploding.

The Democrats do it, too!

@Teh Echoroc: hearted

@applejacks: Which SHOULD make it awesome, but somehow falls short.

Agreed on JenLoHew. Plus, the bodice looks like a really fancy "Gamer Trough." Just fill that baby up with Cheetos, and your hands are free to applaud!

@GoodBadNotEvil: Honestly! Most of the jokes weren't even as "bad" as I imagined them to be when reading about them. Is the Golden Globes even a serious award show? It always seemed more like a roast of Hollywood to me anyway and that tasteless jokes were part of the game plan. Groan and get over it! They're…

This goes COMPLETELY against what I learned about "The Bubble" on 30 Rock.

@La.Luz: Beat me to it. Thanks.

@badmutha: My gawd, I really love you.

They may not get rid of your wrinkles, but they sure do make 'em soft! I like soft wrinkles. Nobody likes crunchy wrinkles.

Not that this has anything to do with anything, but the only person I know that uses the term "coitus" is Sheldon Cooper. Who is awesome.

@bmonce1: Awwww, thanks!

@lurkystars: I know it's not original, but it was my first thought.

Calgon, take me away!

@artless.dodger: It's NOT?

That would be one long, boring strip tease.

@ashleenotashley: Not at all. I just got tired of being stalked. Seriously.

Proud to be one of the 28.8% NOT on Stalkerbook.

Is there a bowling ball in it?