@newyorkmuse: Not if you're a woman. That's your husband's property, too. Just like you are.

@Ding-Dang: Or maybe a DeBarge.

@through the rye: Nobody said anything about smart.

@through the rye: Maybe it's just the opposite. Maybe she plays up the awfulness for the camera and is less so off.

@summerisnotaverb: Gotta be.

"...long face syndrome — long, narrow faces, very unattractive facial features."

@yaylo: My thoughts exactly.

Brilliant. But needs more Sue.

I love how it looks like her leg is attached sideways. A whole new spin on the pee-pee dance pose! "I gotta go, but not that bad..."

@snacktastic: Not me. I enjoy the occasional, regular-sized gummy bear, but I don't enjoy constipation.

No dry-humpin', baby. No dry-humpin' on the dance floor.

L.O.V.E. So few can do the old Hollywood glam, but she so nails it. Hard.

That's nothing. I sincerely loathe the Toyota Highlander commercials with the bratty kid telling adults how "lame" they are if they drive anything other than the Toyota Highlander. Just makes me want to punch that kid and Toyota in the face. Just be glad you're getting a ride, kiddo.

@Rare Affinity: I agree. But it just makes any refusal that much funnier/sadder.

@Elhigh: I automatically thought it WAS Jonathan Swift's license plate until I remembered he's been dead for hundreds of years.

@Miz X: Yes, please.

@HidingInCanada: He IS so young. A little spit on a hankie and grabbing him by the ear would work, too.

@ms.windupbird: I think he needs to call Justin Timberlake for advice. I was never a big fan of JT's, but yowza, he's done a great job of growing up.

OK, I'm turning off the computer. I want this to be the thing that sticks in my head for the rest of the day until I get all gussied up to go to a friend's birthday/new year's party. Not some hot sauce dick guy.

@the susan: Frank's Hot Sauce here. "I put that (bleep) on everything."