@AthertonMerriweather: Wrong again. The answer is alligators.
@TheFormerJuneBronson: Huh. I guess that's why most of the songs are about bullshit.
@blameitonrio is a judgmental, privileged, entitled asshole: Just as hilarious as a story a friend of mine told me. She's from Israel, and this one time? A friend of hers inadvertently drove into the Gaza Strip. I mean, isn't that a laugh riot??
I love Harry Belafonte, but I don't understand why anyone would want his image on their thumb nail.
@hatepaperdoll: Awesome.
@Susan B.: Maybe this is why my liver and I never really connected on a deeper level.
Where's Virginia Woolf when you need her?
@Yogs: We were never a huggy family either, but I never felt less loved because of it. I knew my parents cared because they actually talked to me like a person. We had real conversations. I think it's more of a mental and emotional connection than the physical touch.
@vesseltosea: hearted
@sableized (jez kink squad: co-mistress): My husband and I have dates like that. Absolutely best date ever.
@igaaboo: I painted my nails in the church bathroom without my mother's knowledge and spilled it on my skirt. As if I'd do that again.
@Treeless: Perfect.
@greydove: Seconded.
@I Call LOGIC FAIL!: Agreed!
@newyorkmuse: I second that emotion. Best wishes, Hortense!
That cat's fur clearly spells "cog."
@the misanthropologist (aka heavymetalkarma): You're not.
@champagne: Motion carried.
@liz.lemonade: Hear!