@liz.lemonade: Hear!

@ericaviolet: You didn't? You mean you don't wear deer skins and feathers in your hair EVERYWHERE you go?? For shame.

@ObservantUnderachiever: I'm not sure, but I'm guessing they're platform. Either way, every time I see them I think of Mr. Krabs.

@so long marianne: That's better than my idea: Friend Request DENIED

@KiddyKat: Yes, they are needed to feed a baby or change a diaper. Just because their nipples don't squirt doesn't mean they can't hold a bottle. And I sure don't want to be the one changing the diaper if I can help it! Shared parenting responsibility FTW!

@AfroJezeBella: Sea bass with frickin' lasers on their heads.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: You make me happy.

@NewsBunny: My niece is having her tarantula stuffed. We all have our ways of grieving.

@der gugelhupf: One can only hope. But my husband's idea of dinner is a bucket of honey garlic wings from a local bar, so go figure.

@AllieCaulfield: Thank you.

@blametheredline: I noticed that about a turd of the way through.

@PrincessOfPower: That's just awful. I wish she'd thought about this a little more because it sounds like, no matter how much you love somebody, you're going to end up hating them. Relationships are work, but I don't believe everything you love is going to turn into something you hate. Chin up, Courtney!

@Brigit: Sounds like all of your great-grandmas were working women to me! 7 kids! That's a working mom!

@My cat hates Tom Cruise: Or hot curlers.

Ghad, and I used to live in Westland. Is it a wonder why I no longer live in Westland?

@BabyJane: I bet panties were just FALLING off after that one.

@wednesdayam: *swoon!* And agreed, @HelloKitty. Agreed... I think I need to watch An American in Paris tonight.

@MeiTai: I was thinking more like Lois Griffin.

@morninggloria: and alcoholism.