See looks better than she has in ages! Stay gold indeed!

J-stache? Really? Weird thing is, I know I'd watch it. I can see that mustache doing "Baby Come Back" as we speak. After all the Swiffer commercials, those brooms really did start reminding me of big hair and mustaches anyway.

@bananastand: I would contest that it is STILL the shit. Ric-Rac should be used as a decorative fashion element more often, I say.

For a hot second, I thought she was Halle Berry. Then I remembered Halle's hair is short again.

"Stand down and let a man be a man."

I so want Helena's castle purse!

I think I'd prefer a figure-eluding strategy. Like a really pretty muumuu and hot shoes.

@schweppes: Thank you! Not guilty does not equal innocent.

@BabyJane: And people who live in glass houses shouldn't go around pantless, but alas...

Ruby Dee is absolutely stunning and apparently has that Benjamin Buttons deal. LOVE. HER.

@skellywelly: K-Fed makes K-Fed look bad.

Ted Danson's hair will haunt my erotic nightmares from now on.

All the ZZ Top outrage. What? I thought every parent wanted their son to have a Texas goatee.

After all the years of character acting, he probably doesn't even know how to speak like himself anymore.

@TakeADeepBreath: Beautifully stated. Thank you.

has a hissy fit

@Fridge Hussy : You Do The Meth!: My opinion: No. It was a gift. It was given to you. It belongs to you. And this goes both ways. If you don't want to give anything back, don't expect to get anything back either.

Is it weird that the display looks like a giant penis or no?

I bet those stickers make it berry difficult to see.

@Spaceman Bill Leah: I think a line of toys dedicated to "that little shit in your life" would be wildly successful.