Hummina.

I don't understand people who don't hem their pants. Do you seriously want to drag into the house everything your pants have dragged in? Ew.

As a feminist, I find it difficult to communicate with women who consider themselves "girls".

God save my eyeballs.

All I know is those teeny weeny burgers look DELICIOUS.

I was sure it said "Jolly Rancher" purse, and I suddenly got the taste for Green Apple. mmmmmmm.

I know someone says it every year, so this year, I want to do it:

She is growing into an absolutely lovely young woman.

@BabyJane: Mole-y, mole-y, mole-y!

their synchronized shiny-ness.

@Brinky: Just the right? Both of mine need some anti-gravity powers.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: From me, too!

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: One of my best friend's birthday is the same as Prince's - and yours, of course - and I've always wanted to go to Paisley Park for the big parties he's had for his birthday.

So much Prince lately. LURVE.

Cyndi Lauper doesn't have to do anything to stay relevant but continue to be awesome.

pay for that stunning blue bag.

Buuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrp!

My grandma used to wear sunglasses just like that - without all the sparklies and such, of course. My grandma was a bit of a minimalist that way.

So am I, applejuice. So am I.

@ThaLza: I was gonna say Sharon Stone.