A new outfit that fits.

@BAngieB: A pouch in that particular area would be just as unattractive, methinks.

@Annabellie: Which is why we all need to be role models in some form or fashion. Like the Dhali Lama, I believe, said, be the change in the world you want to see.

I know celebrities say they bring these lawsuits for the principle of the thing, but gawd, $5 mil. Think he'll donate it to the Jewish Anti-Defamation League or something? I'd really, really like it if he donated it to me.

Cliff Claven needs a restraining order?

@gumbytime: Friended. And I'm borrowing your quote, too. hee.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I know! I don't want to be a link in the chain of fools.

@NowhereGirl: In a world where genuine creativity is often scorned and everything old is new again, my guess it's inevitable. However, openly mocking badly recycled bad fashion, I've found, is immensely therapeutic.

This is exactly the kind of article I need to see first thing on Jezebel. Ease me into the bad news for the day...

@saintbernadette: So long as we can dance in the streets, too, I'm all for it.

This is so weird. I live near Dearborn, MI, where there is supposed to be the largest concentration of Middle Eastern people outside of the Middle East (or something like that), and here, it seems like it's part of a woman's "job" to drive the men around, like they're their chauffeurs or something. I wonder why that…

This is just as appealing as all the hair jewelry of the Victorian era.

I really, really, really want her skirt.

I would have gone with the more obvious "towering torso". But I'm obvious like that.

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Thank you. I needed that.

She's got this looks like, "If you don't stop touching me, you don't want to know where this umbrella will end up!"

@maneki neko: Shaddup, youngin'.

@hortense: And the shirt had to be rayon or silk.

Anne Hathaway = Fembot Formal.

I love the pre-botox suggestions from the '20's. Just learn to not move your face! Talking to yourself in the mirror and self control prevents wrinkles! It may cause other problems, however... mirror, mirror, on the wall...