She may be silently judging me, but her dress is screaming at the top of its lungs.

I always wondered what was going on with her! One of my favorite authors of all time. Too awesome. I can practically recite The Outsiders and Rumblefish by heart.

My abs are absolutely fine, Allure, so shut it. So what if my six pack is covered by 5 pounds of cheesecake?

Many happy returns of the day!

@EvilVaginaTroll: My thoughts, precisely.

@Princess Sparkles McUnicorn: Yes. Even if she was dancing in the chorus in the Ziegfeld Follies, I don't think this would work.

If SJP knew how much I love her, she might not look so pissed off all the time. SJP, YOU GOT A FRIEND!

RuPaul and RuPaul make a lovely couple.

I just want to sneak up behind him, wrap my arms around his chest, and put my head in the middle of his shoulder blades. mmmmmm....

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Hey, it made me giggle.

Ashton's Awkward Antics.

@lurkystars: Five guys.

Looks like all three guys in the pic agree with the headline. Yowza.

@lurkystars: Sorry to break the alliteration.

@saintbernadette: and Felt Vaginas.

@marimari: @Erin Nicole Johnson: It's Garnier Nutrisse! Don't you watch the commercials? Only the finest drug store brand will do!

@biabiaboiler: Nope! It was Sonny Bono. Check out the awesomeness:

@weezgirl: Dang it! Beat me to it.

@marshmallory - I'M BACK NERDS!: Hmm. Elmo never did anything for my ovaries. You might want to have that checked out.

She reminds me of one of my best friends, and I love her. I wish Anne was one of my best friends, too. She just rocks.