Justin Lee Collins is just growing out his fur for his Wolverine cut and shave.

@bluebears: Same thing with me, but it was a Lutheran school and candy bars! Although my dad would buy the candy bars. I blame the fundraisers for his diabetes.

It makes me feel good that, no matter how much better Pink's legs are than mine, her knees look like baked sweet potatoes, too.

@Laura Enriquez: I will admit, I'm guilty of saying, "I love him/her to death, but..." I'm kind of a bitch that way.

@thecameralovesyou: Yes, freedom of speech without the foreuse of freedom of thought is a dangerous thing!

@Pocahaunted (formerly CocoBambi): Same thing with people that say "no offense". If you know it's going to offend someone, simply don't say it!

@morninggloria: My mom didn't drive, so she didn't really have the option. What she did do, however, was drag me around by the elbow - you know that ouchy-fleshy part, right above the bony part? - when we took the bus anywhere and I was being a snot.

I REALLY wish I could think of something to rhyme with purple right now for my ode to Ms. Walker.

This man is one of my ultimate, all-time, personal heroes.

@NaldoHecuba: When I would walk around in my mom's shoes when I was a kid, I'd just scoot around so they wouldn't fall off. Think that's what they do?

This is something I can really get into on a dreary Tuesday.

@Macloserboy: So are his suits.

@happysquid: Ab lunges, yikes! Sounds scary! I wouldn't want any abs lunging at me!

Way to flip the anti-choice "you-could-give-birth-to-the-next-Shakespeare/Mother Theresa/Abe Lincoln" anti-abortion rhetoric.

@maneki neko: Yes, there are. I've been friends with women like this before. Notice the past tense.

@smopenna: Everything is "licious". Booty-licious, dirty-licious, pukey-licious, shit-ilicious...

@marshmallory: And spooning can lead to forking!

@TheUptightMidwesterner is (insert general bitchery here): That's the best laugh I had in a while. Sorry.

@lurkystars: But the dude in the white sneakers to her right, is he her prom date? His vest matches her dress.

I love peacocks and peacock feathers. I just do.