@BlondeGrlz: I'm more of a "non-driving bastard!" kinda gal myself.

@Samanthrax: That makes me want to laugh and cry and hide all at the same time.

@Dodai: OMFGG

This whole thing looks very "walk of shame" to me.

@Plum-Pie: Actually, they do, but I just can't bring myself to pay $45 for them. Hopefully, Payless will some out with something for me again one day.

@gold_gato: I can never find them!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I want canvas and velcro shoes again.

@PacoHertez: And I betcha how you feel is EXACTLY how those dudes look when they're done.

Is is bad that I didn't see a difference from her usual appearance at first?

@saralegal21: Or she "tries" not to be judge-y like her husband "tries" not to jerk off.

I would so wear this entire outfit including hairdo and big earrings. I know it's so 1999, but I don't care. I like it!

Thank you, Michael J. Fox, you cutie, you. I sure could use the optimist right about now.

No wonder my sister and I are so smart! My mom had her at 30 and me at 35, and my dad is 6 years younger than my mom.

She just looks terribly cold to me.

That dress looks like it hurts in so many ways.

Could this possibly in any way be a cultural or family name or something?

OK, plural clothing. I saw the jacket for two. I saw the princess dress for two. This thing? What exactly is going on underneath that "skirt"?

@hortense: "Hey, man, gimme a quarter."

@ritualtheory: Because he's completely blotto! I'm sure I carry a similar expression when I tie one on.

@NefariousNewt: Look what I found! [www.amazon.com]