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Thank God for a picture of a gorgeous woman that is NOT photoshopped. Now I know exactly what I should be jealous of, and I'm actually OK with it.

I could never wear sweatpants that low around my hips without a mile of crack showing.

Kelly Osborn is unevenly on wheels. Hope the cart doesn't tip!

@yvanehtnioj: This is true - AND she's an incredible philanthropist. I will applaud her for that. However, she says the most patronizing, stupid ish in response to serious matters A LOT of the time. Which is why, although I respect her on those levels, I can't stand her on most others.

1. Rose looks unhappy to be there and in that outfit.

Velcro shoes! How I LURVE velcro shoes!

@Remedios Varo: Sadly, I do. I used to date one of them. But he wasn't near as cool as Jack Black.

@alouette: What's wrong with that! That's awesome! I got on the dean's list one semester, and I haven't taken the letter out of the envelope so as not to defile it (I got an email that states the same thing the letter says).

I am so not mad at her for this. The closest I got was both 1st place at the science fair and 1st place in the writing competition in 7th grade. I carried those ribbons around in an envelope for months afterward.

@Macloserboy: I've never seen the movie, and I still want to poke out my mind's eye. And thanks so much for reminding me!

I will love him and squeeze him and call him Chuck Bass!

Oh, the ways you can spell it, dependent upon the particular sound!

God, I love her.

@hortense: He also looks like the magician from Frosty the Snowman.