@Carmelo Quito: Or a woman under 70 with all her marbles.

@sammyboombaladdy: Ms. Parker's the bomb.

@Samanthrax: @LoveNoelG: I love you both. Honest and true. I get that constantly.

Global warming. Who needs both paper AND plastic bags at the same time?!

@tonightineed has a yeast infection and is not pleased: I was going to say Frizz-Ease.

And well he should be.

@Madison: seriously?

@I_Love_AFI: I thought I was the only one!

@PilgrimSoul: Books, CDs, movies - all bought second-hand, even. And scarves. I don't know why, I just enjoy scarves.

I always find the difficult family relationships-over-the-chasm interesting. Sure does help me never forget where I came from.

Get me a didgeridoo NOW. I'll save a FORTUNE in birth control pills...

Best wishes, all. Thanks for a great year, and looking forward to another great one. Hang in there! It'll be a'ight. Eventually.

@lurkystars: why her shoulders HURT, even.

@morninggloria: I wish I could think of a better word than "jiggling". "Jiggling" doesn't seem to cover it. "Jiggling" almost sounds subtle compared to what I'm quite sure those doggies do. Thunderous, maybe?

@lurkystars: Teela, even.

She-Ra

@hatepaperdoll: That will do it, absolutely.

@sammyboombaladdy: Yeah, the matchy-matchy always makes me think of the proms and homecomings in the late 80's and early 90's. Many of which I went to. Monochromatic looks with "Dyeables" from Payless were all the rage.

Those are some hella control pantyhose. I've worn things like that myself, so I know. They're nice and warm in the winter, but not terribly attractive.

Apparently the exact opposite of what happened to his FEET.